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spicegirlsofficial:

how do i lose 40 pounds overnight

thelordofthebutts:

if you aren’t dating me right now i guess you just aren’t living life to the fullest sucks to be you

madeagoestohell:

i literally can not be friends with someone if they aren’t funny

biteofnothing:

I just revealed the secret of American money to UK citizen Tyler

tltty:

at least i find myself funny

hashtagshittedonem:

every time one of my friends tells me a story i just nod my head and say “oh is that what happened” and walk away because im a sassy bitxh

theyellowbrickroad:

i-fuck-donkeys:

i dont see what a banana has to do with that.

you just dont get it

shuddup mia dont h8 me because u aint me 

l8r h8r